It is really difficult to describe Robot Unicorn Attack; not only is this flash game the gayest thing ever but it is also this kind of magnificent game that transcends your emotions, your being, and your life. Robot Unicorn Attack will haunt your nights forever. Holy shit, this is fu**ing awesome!

The hero in this astonishing platform game is a unicorn robot living in a fabulous purple world populated by fairies and dolphins, and in which illuminated rainbows and golden stars enlighten the firmament.

Only two buttons to push in order to grasp Robot Unicorn Attack: X for a rainbow rush, Z for a simple or double jump. RUA brings gameplay to a whole new level and shows us that minimalism can equal perfectness and opulence. A really vivid and erotic chill will run down your spine every time you rush through stars and seize butterfly fairies.

Yet the magic of Robot Unicorn Attack resides in its sound track: Adult Swim Games combined psychedelic graphics, utter grandeur of gameplay and extraordinary sound effects to produce the ultimate game that will remain etched in our memories for many years to come. The music in Robot Unicorn Attack is just sensational: your unicorn jumps and dashes as the soft and passionate voice of Erasure sings about love, tenderness and happiness ever after. “Always” is without a shadow of a doubt the perfect and most adequate song to delight your ears and make your robot fulfill his wishes in the enchanting world of Unicorn Attack.

When you reach higher levels and when your unicorn runs at the speed of light, sparkles and illuminations will surround you. You will be in symbiosis and make one with the music, the unicorns, the dolphins, the fairies, the rainbow skies, love and nirvana. And you know you won’t be able to stop: the flash game Robot Attack Unicorn is a drug. It is too late. You are addicted. You will spend your next 3 hours singing “and live in harmony, harmony oh love”.

So change your life forever with Unicorn Robot Attack.

EDIT: It looks like Robot Unicorn Attack is becoming the meme of the moment and might even become the new Rick Astley. You can buy the new official shirt from here, download Unicorn Attack and read a walkthrough there and finally compete with fellow unicorners to break the high-scores on many pages (while my personal high-score in Robot Unicorn Attack is a ridiculous 48,978…)

Anyway, if you are looking for more games such as this, check out Gamers Lab. They have some interesting reviews as well.